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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and
now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his
best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific!
My son is also my pride and joy. He started
working for a big airline, then went to flight
school to become a pilot. Eventually he
became a partner in the company, where he
owns the majority of its assets He's so rich
that he gave his best friend a brand new
jet for his birthday.'
The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My
son studied in the best universities and
became an engineer. Then he started his
own construction company and is now a
multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to
his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from
the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons. ...What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub.'
The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a
disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad
either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his
three boyfriends.'

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